Ok, just prior to and during the holidays, in my merlot and tryptophan befuddled state, I had a brain fart and it stuck! It really stuck and germinated to the point that I actually have a provisional patent application being filed through Legal Zoom. That's $600 that I won't get back.
This is a unconventional shout-out to all the talented KOS comrades that post here to add your talents and expertise in getting this to market IF possible. And, it is a pretty big IF!